








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1187 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1554 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,736 of utility $356 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | 50% | 107 |
| #2 | Ford | 48% | 85 |
| #3 | Sweet | 46% | 157 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | 45% | 187 |
| #5 | oh no dude | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +3.91 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Sweet | +2.70 | 58 | 35 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +1.70 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +1.60 | 51 | 65 |
| #5 | Ford | -1.48 | 60 | 42 |





