








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 964 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2123 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1609 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2404 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1804 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,878 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 37 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Sweet | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Ford | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | SlackerTime | 8 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 716 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 332 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | 215 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ford | 144 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | SlackerTime | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +3.58 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Sweet | +1.32 | 60 | 36 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +1.01 | 54 | 66 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +0.36 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | Ford | -1.85 | 59 | 39 |





