








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 271 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 401 | 6% |
| Smokes | 2183 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2785 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1029 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,644 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | 53% | 234 |
| #2 | Ford | 47% | 163 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 47% | 180 |
| #4 | Pvt. Parts | 46% | 157 |
| #5 | ratsmacker1190 | 45% | 353 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 1176 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 477 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 467 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Pvt. Parts | 393 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ford | 300 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +4.35 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Sweet | +2.29 | 59 | 37 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +1.13 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +0.80 | 43 | 64 |
| #5 | Ford | -2.12 | 59 | 39 |





