








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 55 | 5% |
| Smokes | 177 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 733 | 60% |
| Molotovs | 250 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $453,566 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | 42% | 64 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | 42% | 165 |
| #5 | Sweet | 40% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +5.14 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Sweet | +3.23 | 61 | 37 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +2.58 | 52 | 70 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +1.63 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | Ford | -1.37 | 62 | 44 |





