








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 627 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 905 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1202 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1225 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 769 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $957,147 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 681 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 50% | 70 |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 49% | 125 |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | 48% | 85 |
| #4 | Sweet | 47% | 163 |
| #5 | ratsmacker1190 | 44% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 649 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 250 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pvt. Parts | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 184 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | SlackerTime | 124 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +4.19 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Sweet | +2.28 | 57 | 42 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +1.20 | 52 | 68 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +1.06 | 44 | 65 |
| #5 | Ford | -1.95 | 59 | 41 |





