








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1805 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 129 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3807 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3879 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3213 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,191,187 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Wreckfest | 50% | 160 |
| #9 | Pvt. Parts | 50% | 107 |
| #10 | Ford | 49% | 125 |
| #11 | aibex | 48% | 66 |
| #12 | SlackerTime | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 68 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 31 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Sweet | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Ford | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Pvt. Parts | 11 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratsmacker1190 | 982 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Wreckfest | 536 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | 363 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pvt. Parts | 269 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ford | 230 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRiLL- | +3.09 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | Sweet | +1.56 | 59 | 38 |
| #3 | chadster mcchadley -iC-Entry | +0.79 | 51 | 69 |
| #4 | ratsmacker1190 | +0.65 | 45 | 63 |
| #5 | Mazer | +0.60 | 86 | 53 |





