








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3131 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3886 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3755 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3185 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,098,067 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aiklight | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | Patriotic | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Konix_ | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | Naymos | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | bigflouz | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AlexDrozdzii | 56% | 79 |
| #8 | Darth92 | 56% | 36 |
| #9 | ADN | 55% | 66 |
| #10 | Chuck Norris | 48% | 63 |
| #11 | Noodle | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 67 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | ADN | 30 | 0.0230 |
| #3 | AlexDrozdzii | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Noodle | 12 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Naymos | 11 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 1279 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #2 | Chuck Norris | 166 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | ADN | 145 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | bigflouz | 129 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Patriotic | 129 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | +2.89 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | ADN | +2.83 | 86 | 41 |
| #3 | Patriotic | +2.06 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | Darth92 | +1.66 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | KUROZEN | +1.22 | 74 | 63 |





