








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Wingman | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




203 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7414 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6686 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4813 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4189 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,271,209 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 672 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 68% | 102 |
| #2 | AlexDrozdzii | 67% | 101 |
| #3 | Naymos | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | LePandaJN | 46% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Naymos | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 52% | 84 |
| #5 | LePandaJN | 46% | 262 |
| #6 | KABLOW | 44% | 75 |
| #7 | Piponsme | 39% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | 53 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | LePandaJN | 49 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Piponsme | 38 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Alvinroow❤ | 24 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | AlexDrozdzii | 22 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LePandaJN | 479 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | TheSmooky | 428 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Piponsme | 320 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | AlexDrozdzii | 244 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Naymos | 168 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheSmooky | +5.34 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | Naymos | +1.94 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | AlexDrozdzii | +1.27 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Piponsme | +1.08 | 74 | 41 |
| #5 | Konix_ | -0.19 | 59 | 54 |





