








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 649 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5821 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7426 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4915 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5220 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,513,323 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1989 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Fj | 65% | 68 |
| #2 | Dilemma | 60% | 101 |
| #3 | Bomp | 58% | 183 |
| #4 | Ridicule | 57% | 138 |
| #5 | butterscotch | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | mjees | 50% | 64 |
| #10 | Hamze46 | 49% | 84 |
| #11 | halalcat | 46% | 69 |
| #12 | mump | 46% | 81 |
| #13 | JoJo | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butterscotch | 19 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | duWap | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Dilemma | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Bomp | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | cotovelo | 8 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duWap | 596 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ridicule | 587 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | mjees | 246 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | halalcat | 220 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nightstryker8 | 199 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightstryker8 | +3.66 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Bomp | +2.53 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | JoJo | +2.24 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | Ridicule | +1.66 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | halalcat | +1.07 | 68 | 63 |





