








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Wingman | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9980 | 23% |
| Smokes | 14983 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 7946 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9646 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,627 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer | 63% | 90 |
| #2 | Himicane | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | alexsntsv | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | duWap | 55% | 112 |
| #5 | amore | 53% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Himicane | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | alexsntsv | 57% | 138 |
| #4 | duWap | 55% | 112 |
| #5 | amore | 53% | 123 |
| #6 | Hamze46 | 51% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himicane | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | alexsntsv | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | duWap | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | amore | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Killer | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killer | 388 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | duWap | 291 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Himicane | 254 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | amore | 207 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | alexsntsv | 155 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ridicule | +2.77 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Killer | +1.67 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | amore | +0.14 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | Hamze46 | -0.33 | 80 | 50 |
| #5 | Himicane | -0.49 | 61 | 73 |





