








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 509 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6118 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5412 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 10442 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 7643 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,781,270 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Heinz | 58% | 81 |
| #10 | seitex | 58% | 99 |
| #11 | quoirky | 58% | 212 |
| #12 | EzP | 54% | 97 |
| #13 | FaZe_Man™ | 53% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | halalcat | 37 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | wezas | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Garfield | 25 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | quoirky | 24 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | ♿ mindloud | 23 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wezas | +4.46 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | Satic | +1.79 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Bomp | +1.54 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | EzP | +1.28 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | alexsntsv | +1.22 | 81 | 52 |





