








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4523 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 880 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 2664 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,295,152 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 854 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butterscotch | 108 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | denial off the galaxy gas | 75 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | tha chubbsta | 58 | 0.0203 |
| #4 | SeeYesGo | 46 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | Ghostie-Kun | 32 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butterscotch | 738 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | denial off the galaxy gas | 689 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Manpoints69 | 353 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | wgns | 234 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | 黑暗幽灵 | 230 | 0.11 | 5 min |





