








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5866 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5328 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4914 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5367 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,429,038 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2446 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knöppi01 | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 63% | 133 |
| #3 | Der Dude | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | Hans Wurst | 60% | 48 |
| #5 | machtnix. | 59% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | 740 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 345 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | machtnix. | 282 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Knöppi01 | 219 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | wsly | 215 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | +5.63 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | megalopolik | +3.33 | 94 | 64 |
| #3 | Sparkyy | +2.67 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Knöppi01 | +1.91 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | daniel | +0.11 | 81 | 51 |





