








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2090 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3935 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2858 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4207 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,401,447 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 999 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scott | +6.41 | 82 | 75 |
| #2 | Erosive | +5.99 | 93 | 64 |
| #3 | megalopolik | +3.50 | 93 | 60 |
| #4 | machtnix. | +0.70 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | Chris.kyle | +0.46 | 73 | 61 |





