








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9662 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8782 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6883 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9517 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,420 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megalopolik | 821 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Sparkyy | 596 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | N 1 f t i | 343 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nata | 235 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | scott | 234 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | +5.05 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | scott | +5.01 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | megalopolik | +2.76 | 93 | 65 |
| #4 | Sparkyy | +1.26 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | machtnix. | -0.17 | 81 | 42 |





