








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2290 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1846 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4212 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2625 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $801,546 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | 🔥 hyzzen | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | ZoToX | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Peacewalker | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Roro | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | 🔥 hyzzen | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | ZoToX | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Peacewalker | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Roro | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roro | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | ZoToX | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | RUKA | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 hyzzen | 288 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | Roro | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | ZoToX | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | RUKA | 66 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Peacewalker | 19 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUKA | +3.27 | 98 | 63 |
| #2 | Hadonoki | +1.25 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Peacewalker | +0.73 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | ZoToX | +0.44 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | 🔥 hyzzen | +0.23 | 72 | 72 |





