








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6245 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5868 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4548 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4137 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,591 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Roro | 51% | 140 |
| #10 | Piou | 51% | 82 |
| #11 | Yoyo | 50% | 28 |
| #12 | .#Raz | 50% | 34 |
| #13 | Mukuro | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laser | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Roro | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | DevilMindDje | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ZoToX | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Piou | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roro | 355 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | DevilMindDje | 346 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Laser | 334 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | ZoToX | 307 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Mukuro | 188 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KerriKhan | +3.62 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | Peacewalker | +2.35 | 84 | 52 |
| #3 | 🔥 hyzzen | +2.08 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Hadonoki | +1.98 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | ZoToX | +1.78 | 76 | 67 |





