








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1584 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1808 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,834 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laser | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | KerriKhan | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Piou | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | Peacewalker | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | DevilMindDje | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 hyzzen | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Roro | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Daft | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | DevilMindDje | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Laser | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 hyzzen | 443 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Roro | 233 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mukuro | 145 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Laser | 109 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Daft | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KerriKhan | +3.36 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | sttph | +3.04 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | Hadonoki | +2.28 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | ZoToX | +2.16 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | 🔥 hyzzen | +2.05 | 76 | 69 |





