








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 399 | 5% |
| Smokes | 2734 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2667 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,032 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S L I C K | 50% | 329 |
| #2 | Mason | 48% | 368 |
| #3 | Pikaboof | 48% | 315 |
| #4 | Atém | 41% | 199 |
| #5 | mr.doom | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S L I C K | 50% | 329 |
| #2 | Mason | 48% | 368 |
| #3 | Pikaboof | 48% | 315 |
| #4 | Atém | 41% | 199 |
| #5 | mr.doom | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikaboof | 20 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | S L I C K | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Mason | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Atém | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | mr.doom | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikaboof | 808 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mason | 724 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | S L I C K | 709 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | Atém | 212 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | mr.doom | 93 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikaboof | +3.45 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | S L I C K | +1.16 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | Atém | -0.90 | 53 | 49 |
| #4 | Mason | -1.81 | 24 | 54 |
| #5 | Bqldrick | -1.96 | 48 | 28 |





