








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1754 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1764 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2224 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2922 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,528 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleecyyツ DON'T COMMEND ME | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | anonyweed | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | nathan | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | jon pictogram jones | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | Windy | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Dan | 37% | 30 |
| #15 | EchoScorpion | 35% | 17 |
| #16 | ImLowOnAmmo | 34% | 41 |
| #17 | Bentley | 32% | 53 |
| #18 | marble | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | TsD FoxDie | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | cmc | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Crunch Punch | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | anonyweed | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 443 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | TsD FoxDie | 401 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | cyberdeath | 240 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | anonyweed | 168 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Crunch Punch | 166 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anonyweed | +4.70 | 60 | 70 |
| #2 | nathan | +3.79 | 64 | 21 |
| #3 | Fleecyyツ DON'T COMMEND ME | +3.08 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Crunch Punch | +1.38 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | Ballz | +1.37 | 67 | 66 |





