








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5666 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7285 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7871 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6194 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,968 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 970 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dashy | 73% | 44 |
| #2 | gascaN | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | pricemaster | 51% | 41 |
| #4 | Day | 51% | 104 |
| #5 | W1ZARD M4N | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Concha_Raptor | 42% | 64 |
| #12 | cyberdeath | 40% | 169 |
| #13 | Crunch Punch | 37% | 49 |
| #14 | Pugstir | 32% | 53 |
| #15 | cmc | 29% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD FoxDie | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Day | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | W1ZARD M4N | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | pricemaster | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD FoxDie | 764 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 370 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Concha_Raptor | 227 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | cyberdeath | 191 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | gascaN | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Day | +6.17 | 82 | 37 |
| #2 | Dashy | +4.40 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | 卄メㄒ乇刀ツ | +3.17 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | gascaN | +2.80 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | TsD ARThxr 999 | +1.38 | 68 | 67 |





