








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5056 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4416 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4161 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3880 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,317 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1097 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deamonkeeper | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | 🅱🅴🅰🆂🆃🅼☯🅳🅴 | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | W1ZARD M4N | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Thedoc | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | TsD FoxDie | 46% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Crunch Punch | 45% | 42 |
| #9 | gascaN | 43% | 23 |
| #10 | Pugstir | 43% | 118 |
| #11 | GeiLo | 42% | 24 |
| #12 | marble | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD FoxDie | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Bentley | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Crunch Punch | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | W1ZARD M4N | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Pugstir | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD FoxDie | 578 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pugstir | 287 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | cyberdeath | 226 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Bentley | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Thedoc | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marble | +2.25 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | Thedoc | +2.06 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Crunch Punch | +1.50 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | TsD ARThxr 999 | +1.04 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | gascaN | +0.37 | 56 | 66 |





