








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5250 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4577 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4569 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2930 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,658 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Windy | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | Thedoc | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | W1ZARD M4N | 47% | 68 |
| #4 | gascaN | 47% | 60 |
| #5 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 46% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | cyberdeath | 42% | 248 |
| #10 | Pugstir | 39% | 114 |
| #11 | GeiLo | 39% | 41 |
| #12 | cmc | 35% | 49 |
| #13 | marble | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bentley | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | W1ZARD M4N | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | deamonkeeper | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | cmc | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TsD ARThxr 999 | 703 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Bentley | 494 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | cyberdeath | 358 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pugstir | 273 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | gascaN | 220 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gascaN | +2.52 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | marble | +2.48 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Thedoc | +1.54 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | TsD ARThxr 999 | +0.81 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | Windy | +0.72 | 41 | 73 |





