








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11476 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9290 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6561 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6109 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,628,166 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 904 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kassu | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | Ludoo | 53% | 99 |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 52% | 168 |
| #4 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | Hulpuka | 51% | 450 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | Hulpuka | 51% | 450 |
| #6 | T1K1J | 48% | 352 |
| #7 | Iso-E | 40% | 133 |
| #8 | miltsu<3 | 38% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hulpuka | 39 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Ludoo | 38 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 30 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | T1K1J | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Iso-E | 12 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hulpuka | 1635 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | T1K1J | 1061 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 446 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ludoo | 359 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kassu | 330 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | +2.26 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | MarZaa | +1.80 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Hulpuka | +1.79 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Kassu | +1.55 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Iso-E | -0.53 | 56 | 68 |





