








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7462 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3161 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4108 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4480 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $935,321 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MarZaa | 51% | 450 |
| #6 | T1K1J | 50% | 208 |
| #7 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 50% | 131 |
| #8 | Ludoo | 49% | 81 |
| #9 | Iso-E | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarZaa | 50 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Ludoo | 32 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 20 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Iso-E | 7 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarZaa | 1944 | 0.21 | 54 min |
| #2 | T1K1J | 673 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | 360 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ludoo | 271 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Iso-E | 233 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hulpuka | +1.81 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | MarZaa | +1.77 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | +1.70 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Kassu | +1.29 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | maunoplease | +0.57 | 54 | 58 |





