








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1702 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1971 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1946 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,635 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ludoo | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | MarZaa | 52% | 168 |
| #4 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | T1K1J | 50% | 42 |
| #6 | Hulpuka | 50% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarZaa | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Hulpuka | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Ludoo | 9 | 0.0258 |
| #4 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | T1K1J | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarZaa | 639 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | Hulpuka | 375 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | T1K1J | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ludoo | 65 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sale (ei se kauppa) | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kÄtkiLLeR69 | +1.94 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | MarZaa | +1.65 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | Hulpuka | +1.28 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | T1K1J | -1.65 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | Ludoo | -2.66 | 58 | 62 |





