








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3654 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3592 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2718 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,271,071 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | CallmePablo | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Soerensen | 56% | 84 |
| #4 | LilVonBaden | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | raz ♿ | 46% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gates Of Olympus | 55 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | raz ♿ | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | nose table | 18 | 0.0290 |
| #4 | Soerensen | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Benja | 4 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raz ♿ | 958 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | Gates Of Olympus | 683 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | Soerensen | 187 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | CallmePablo | 122 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | nose table | 96 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | +3.72 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Soerensen | +2.81 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | +1.82 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | CallmePablo | +0.91 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | Benja | -0.49 | 61 | 41 |





