








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 26% |
| Smokes | 634 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 536 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 612 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,398 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Gates Of Olympus | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | raz ♿ | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | Soerensen | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Gates Of Olympus | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | raz ♿ | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | Soerensen | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gates Of Olympus | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | raz ♿ | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Soerensen | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raz ♿ | 164 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Soerensen | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gates Of Olympus | 102 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | em0$tarr | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | +4.72 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Soerensen | +2.19 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | CallmePablo | +0.59 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | -0.48 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Gates Of Olympus | -1.30 | 69 | 59 |





