








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 947 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5718 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3592 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3224 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2655 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,351,121 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1027 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CallmePablo | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | em0$tarr | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | B̶a̶d̶e̶n° | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Soerensen | 52% | 65 |
| #5 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 46% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gates Of Olympus | 52 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 28 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | nose table | 24 | 0.0230 |
| #4 | LilVonBaden | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Soerensen | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 828 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | Gates Of Olympus | 824 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #3 | LilVonBaden | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Soerensen | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | nose table | 159 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0$tarr | +3.72 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Soerensen | +3.07 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | +1.78 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | CallmePablo | +1.56 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | LilVonBaden | -0.05 | 42 | 52 |





