








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1763 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1558 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1220 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1545 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,289 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 56% | 84 |
| #2 | CallmePablo | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Gates Of Olympus | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Trun1eX | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | raz ♿ | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 56% | 84 |
| #2 | CallmePablo | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Gates Of Olympus | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Trun1eX | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | raz ♿ | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gates Of Olympus | 15 | 0.0226 |
| #2 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | raz ♿ | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | CallmePablo | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Trun1eX | 3 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 276 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | raz ♿ | 261 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Gates Of Olympus | 152 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | CallmePablo | 113 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Trun1eX | 52 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soerensen | +2.89 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | CallmePablo | +0.33 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | -0.21 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | Trun1eX | -1.12 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | raz ♿ | -1.48 | 71 | 69 |





