








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Renown | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
2689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2049 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2051 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1529 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2176 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $524,938 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadsFJ leetify.com | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Havtorn | 90% | 10 |
| #3 | Trun1eX | 72% | 25 |
| #4 | CallmePablo | 70% | 23 |
| #5 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 66% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪ Drude cs.money | 64% | 28 |
| #8 | Gates Of Olympus | 61% | 36 |
| #9 | raz ♿ | 61% | 46 |
| #10 | Bukzu2k | 57% | 14 |
| #11 | Pr. Mac klejne | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CallmePablo | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | raz ♿ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Pr. Mac klejne | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raz ♿ | 163 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | kim's nr1 cs spiller | 143 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gates Of Olympus | 119 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ Drude cs.money | 113 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | CallmePablo | 56 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadsFJ leetify.com | +3.68 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | em0$tarr | +2.81 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | RuTz0u * Noesis.gg | +1.39 | 88 | 47 |
| #4 | ✪ Drude cs.money | +0.94 | 49 | 74 |
| #5 | Bukzu2k | +0.65 | 62 | 63 |





