








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5712 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4746 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4228 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4378 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,943 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreyzi | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | Fh1r0 | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Jonolex | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | dorA | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Nexuz | 57% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KriZ | 49% | 97 |
| #9 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 49% | 86 |
| #10 | MickSilent🔥 | 46% | 26 |
| #11 | orca | 46% | 24 |
| #12 | 2bi2 | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Jonolex | 7 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | Nexuz | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | dorA | 5 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 495 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | kreyzi | 329 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | KriZ | 229 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | 2bi2 | 224 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nexuz | 208 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mastus | +1.91 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | dorA | +1.85 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | kreyzi | +1.51 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | Tox1c_Fla1r | +0.98 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | +0.78 | 76 | 53 |





