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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7199 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5636 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6239 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6039 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,659,137 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 608 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nexuz | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | mastus | 61% | 83 |
| #3 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 61% | 80 |
| #4 | eva.is.TRYINK | 57% | 99 |
| #5 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 56% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luz | 870 | 0.29 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 398 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | mastus | 362 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | orca | 300 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 284 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreyzi | +3.02 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | notbeast | +2.92 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | orca | +2.88 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | mastus | +1.68 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Tox1c_Fla1r | +1.61 | 62 | 76 |





