








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3641 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3350 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3026 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,271 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | mastus | 49% | 86 |
| #16 | pormestari | 48% | 27 |
| #17 | orca | 47% | 89 |
| #18 | KriZ | 46% | 99 |
| #19 | Jonolex | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 635 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | kreyzi | 504 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | mastus | 377 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | dorA | 334 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | Nexuz | 322 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreyzi | +2.53 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | NAKO LFT | +2.25 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | dorA | +1.93 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | orca | +1.88 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | Hege | +1.50 | 90 | 48 |





