








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 834 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4655 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4476 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3341 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4843 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,127 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kreyzi | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | NAKO LFT | 59% | 76 |
| #3 | Marcus | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 58% | 184 |
| #5 | mastus | 57% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Emil | 53% | 53 |
| #10 | 2bi2 | 52% | 192 |
| #11 | TurboRunk♿ | 51% | 68 |
| #12 | KriZ | 48% | 179 |
| #13 | Sjop | 43% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bi2 | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | KriZ | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Sjop | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | TurboRunk♿ | 8 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tox1c_Fla1r | 1055 | 0.27 | 30 min |
| #2 | 2bi2 | 859 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #3 | KriZ | 658 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | NAKO LFT | 304 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Fripop ❟❛❟ | 275 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAKO LFT | +3.80 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | mastus | +2.59 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | Tox1c_Fla1r | +2.49 | 66 | 75 |
| #4 | kreyzi | +2.40 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | Emil | +1.98 | 86 | 63 |





