








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 838 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10079 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5495 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3845 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4026 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,519 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtios | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | Skittle | 68% | 47 |
| #3 | BigMatt | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | Jok3r | 50% | 114 |
| #5 | DJ Boggle | 49% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Boggle | 879 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ku | 476 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jok3r | 386 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | BigMatt | 350 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | HunchoP | 257 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skittle | +3.67 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | xtios | +2.72 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | pxnk | +2.65 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | BigMatt | +0.35 | 68 | 45 |
| #5 | HunchoP | -0.39 | 71 | 56 |





