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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2093 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 2077 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,026 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | cjxjason | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | Yatoro瑜 | 50% | 22 |
| #13 | 123(硬钢10000版) | 50% | 44 |
| #14 | GLaYD | 41% | 22 |
| #15 | 善 | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muserxu pop | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | 你好可爱 | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | . | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | 123(硬钢10000版) | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Yatoro瑜 | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muserxu pop | 254 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | 你好可爱 | 173 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rain | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | GLaYD | 88 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | . | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lichee | +5.98 | 93 | 68 |
| #2 | Yatoro瑜 | +2.38 | 77 | 35 |
| #3 | Muserxu pop | +2.31 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | 你好可爱 | +2.15 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | . | +1.81 | 63 | 49 |





