








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 855 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4275 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4695 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4014 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3655 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,330,051 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Κουανζη | 43% | 108 |
| #9 | ✪AEN | 42% | 141 |
| #10 | Xanthiron | 41% | 54 |
| #11 | ✪AP | 40% | 114 |
| #12 | Dweezil | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endy | 37 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Amaranth | 30 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Canina | 27 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ✪AP | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | ✪AEN | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | 1255 | 0.32 | 39 min |
| #2 | Canina | 564 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Κουανζη | 497 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪AEN | 471 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | Endy | 356 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +4.32 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | ✪TS | +1.79 | 60 | 67 |
| #3 | ✪imAEN | +1.24 | 41 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪AEN | -0.46 | 34 | 66 |
| #5 | Unithrand | -0.55 | 39 | 58 |





