








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 271 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4239 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2181 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1803 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1006 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,791 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪TS | 43% | 108 |
| #7 | ✪AP | 39% | 208 |
| #8 | Canina | 39% | 23 |
| #9 | Endy | 38% | 130 |
| #10 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 38% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AP | 24 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Endy | 24 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | ✪TS | 23 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 23 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | ✪AEN | 19 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AEN | 790 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | ✪TS | 488 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪AP | 407 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 388 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 376 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +4.75 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +3.30 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪TS | +2.29 | 56 | 68 |
| #4 | bestofcheatscs2.com | +2.08 | 60 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪imAEN | +1.51 | 45 | 69 |





