








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1984 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1395 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2020 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1345 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,337,243 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 41% | 82 |
| #7 | ✪TS | 40% | 114 |
| #8 | Endy | 40% | 158 |
| #9 | Κουανζη | 39% | 208 |
| #10 | Canina | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AEN | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Endy | 23 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 23 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | ✪TS | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Κουανζη | 10 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Κουανζη | 834 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | ✪AEN | 822 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | ✪TS | 514 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #4 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 457 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 343 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +5.64 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +3.91 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | +2.56 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪TS | +2.02 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪imAEN | -0.01 | 41 | 67 |





