








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Faceit | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14683 | 38% |
| Smokes | 11935 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5301 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6355 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,191,643 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AEN | 59% | 93 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 59% | 173 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | ✪TS | 54% | 182 |
| #5 | Unithrand | 54% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canina | 56 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Endy | 36 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | ✪TS | 30 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | TarzanRifki | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 18 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canina | 1493 | 0.12 | 33 min |
| #2 | ✪TS | 614 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Unithrand | 597 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 524 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | Xanthiron | 505 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +4.45 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +1.38 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪TS | +0.96 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | bestofcheatscs2.com | +0.56 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | Unithrand | -0.49 | 41 | 55 |





