








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 326 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4463 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4034 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3630 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3513 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,443 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | 59% | 93 |
| #2 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 50% | 224 |
| #3 | Canina | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 46% | 111 |
| #5 | Κουανζη | 43% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | 46% | 111 |
| #5 | Κουανζη | 43% | 251 |
| #6 | ✪AP | 43% | 256 |
| #7 | Endy | 43% | 238 |
| #8 | ✪TS | 42% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endy | 49 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 47 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | ✪AP | 31 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | ✪TS | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Amaranth | 17 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Κουανζη | 992 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 916 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #3 | ✪TS | 607 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✪AP | 560 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | Endy | 496 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +4.93 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +3.79 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | +2.41 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪TS | +2.14 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | ✪AEN | -0.80 | 32 | 61 |





