








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4308 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6106 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5720 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5513 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,101,142 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪AEN | 43% | 238 |
| #11 | ✪TS | 43% | 198 |
| #12 | TarzanRifki | 41% | 94 |
| #13 | ✪AP | 40% | 158 |
| #14 | Κουανζη | 38% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canina | 35 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Amaranth | 32 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 32 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | ✪TS | 25 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | ✪AP | 20 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | 1101 | 0.31 | 35 min |
| #2 | ✪TS | 767 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | Canina | 710 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✪AEN | 698 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #5 | bestofcheatscs2.com | 573 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amaranth | +5.36 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪Tr1ckSh0t | +3.16 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | bestofcheatscs2.com | +2.64 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪TS | +1.71 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Unithrand | +0.51 | 49 | 55 |





