








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1054 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1244 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $611,239 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hAcky | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Niya | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | renegerd | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | Collynzen | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | Hoax🍋 | 62% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoax🍋 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | renegerd | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Collynzen | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | renegerd | +3.15 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Collynzen | +1.85 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | Hoax🍋 | +1.64 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | dreaNN_ | +0.85 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | Chili | -0.13 | 69 | 64 |





