








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2610 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2789 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3988 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3249 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,635,774 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dreaNN_ | 62% | 53 |
| #2 | renegerd | 61% | 165 |
| #3 | nLk | 60% | 309 |
| #4 | aLx | 60% | 130 |
| #5 | Niya | 60% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Flysick | 55% | 170 |
| #10 | hAcky | 54% | 39 |
| #11 | ai | 54% | 28 |
| #12 | Decadenza | 51% | 35 |
| #13 | nina. | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Collynzen | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | nLk | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Giggity Giggity | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | bNy | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | renegerd | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLk | 1044 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | Collynzen | 792 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | bNy | 435 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Niya | 370 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Giggity Giggity | 352 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decadenza | +3.90 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | nLk | +3.69 | 87 | 82 |
| #3 | renegerd | +1.87 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | dreaNN_ | +1.79 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | Collynzen | +1.41 | 72 | 65 |





