








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3457 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3279 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2120 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2750 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,187 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Albatraoz | 87% | 23 |
| #2 | Stea1thy | 84% | 19 |
| #3 | wEATh | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | Helen Keller | 67% | 69 |
| #5 | Brandon | 63% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Raunny | 48% | 50 |
| #10 | abj | 48% | 46 |
| #11 | Dpunch26 | 47% | 114 |
| #12 | J U N G K O O K | 46% | 37 |
| #13 | Vik | 35% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andylovesmangos | 49 | 0.0280 |
| #2 | collob | 15 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | The Italian Wonder | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Raunny | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | abj | 7 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collob | 531 | 0.37 | 16 min |
| #2 | Andylovesmangos | 436 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | Raunny | 278 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dpunch26 | 240 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Helen Keller | 197 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helen Keller | +4.42 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Albatraoz | +3.92 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | Stea1thy | +2.10 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | Raunny | +2.08 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | Brandon | +0.94 | 71 | 60 |





