








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9637 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6345 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2451 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 5197 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,874 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andylovesmangos | 132 | 0.0324 |
| #2 | Brandon | 52 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | The Italian Wonder | 41 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Raunny | 20 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Twomads half smoked catnip | 14 | 0.0262 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andylovesmangos | 992 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Brandon | 611 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | The Italian Wonder | 608 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | Raunny | 484 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | J U N G K O O K | 477 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collob | +1.94 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Raunny | +1.81 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | Jøsh | +1.63 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | Brandon | +1.02 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Brogle | +0.62 | 62 | 44 |





