








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 356 | 9% |
| Smokes | 718 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1614 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1426 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,762 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MANBO | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | spotify premium | 42% | 96 |
| #3 | ダンツフレーム | 41% | 161 |
| #4 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 39% | 251 |
| #5 | ダイワスカーレット | 38% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 39% | 251 |
| #5 | ダイワスカーレット | 38% | 76 |
| #6 | hina | 35% | 37 |
| #7 | uadfb75t6hst | 34% | 44 |
| #8 | Godot | 29% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | spotify premium | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ダンツフレーム | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ダイワスカーレット | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | uadfb75t6hst | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ダンツフレーム | 226 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 134 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Godot | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | hina | 72 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | MANBO | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hina | +4.96 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | Godot | +3.87 | 80 | 48 |
| #3 | ラプラス・ダークネス | +3.56 | 67 | 37 |
| #4 | MANBO | +2.27 | 61 | 34 |
| #5 | ダンツフレーム | +2.16 | 50 | 52 |





