








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 848 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2369 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4133 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1004 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,483 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godot | 57% | 98 |
| #2 | hina | 56% | 154 |
| #3 | MANBO | 54% | 74 |
| #4 | uadfb75t6hst | 53% | 124 |
| #5 | ダイワスカーレット | 52% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | uadfb75t6hst | 53% | 124 |
| #5 | ダイワスカーレット | 52% | 149 |
| #6 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 52% | 441 |
| #7 | ダンツフレーム | 51% | 289 |
| #8 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 42% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ダンツフレーム | 20 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 19 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | uadfb75t6hst | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ダイワスカーレット | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | hina | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ダンツフレーム | 434 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | hina | 356 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | ラプラス・ダークネス | 326 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #4 | Godot | 219 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | uadfb75t6hst | 119 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godot | +4.54 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | hina | +3.52 | 72 | 56 |
| #3 | ラプラス・ダークネス | +2.16 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | MANBO | +1.77 | 57 | 32 |
| #5 | ダンツフレーム | +0.74 | 46 | 51 |





