








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2743 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2467 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1571 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,314,747 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Dan | 74% | 38 |
| #2 | ⭕Undeя | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | Andrxw | 73% | 140 |
| #4 | Ruski - LFT | 70% | 129 |
| #5 | ♛Don♛ | 66% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SAFNDAF | 63% | 52 |
| #8 | Sykrous | 62% | 29 |
| #9 | dmac | 57% | 221 |
| #10 | Steven | 56% | 41 |
| #11 | 丹南米特 | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 38 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Uncle Dan | 11 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | dmac | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | SAFNDAF | 9 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Andrxw | 8 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 816 | 0.34 | 19 min |
| #2 | dmac | 600 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Andrxw | 240 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Steven | 194 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | SAFNDAF | 167 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAFNDAF | +4.44 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | ⭕Undeя | +3.30 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | ♛Don♛ | +2.77 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | dmac | +1.71 | 62 | 58 |
| #5 | Ruski - LFT | +1.62 | 52 | 68 |





